bloody hell! you think the royals are nutters! you should meet their flunkeys! two and a half-hours on whether she should be carried in a hearse or a gun-carriage. anyway, raves in the press.
"people's princess", mate. you owe me.
yes. on saturday. a whopper. the abbey. the works.
dunno. no doubt some flunkey will be despatched. grovelling on all fours.
blimey! but the flip-side is.  "blair more popular than churchill shock."
"your maj? come down to london." "who says so?" "tony blair."
let me have a look at it first.