and it doesn't hurt the record sales, huh? your album just topped all kinds of sales records.
there are a lot of rumors flying around the internet about the hidden meaning in your lyrics, that you're giving away 'vampire secrets.' something in all that?
of the closet.
your first and only concert's in death valley, just days away. why just the one?
but these other vampires, aren't they going to be pissed that you're giving away their secrets?