i thought she said panty hose. or panda claws.
hi there.
well, that was so wrong --
no, believe me, that was so lovely, lovely! but in the program -- as you know -- and we just heard earlier today in fact --
i thought. isn't emma going to be playing that role?
"maid of honor"?
i think i heard that was the plan.
no thanks. is there any krill?
just kidding.
huge liability.
was. for about five minutes.
tort.
i help sidney out with the business side of his stuff.
i've known sidney most of my life. he personifies many of life's grandest cliches, even as he breathes fresh life into most of them. he has never, ever "ceased to amaze me," and only in the best of ways. the magnitude of his artistry and his business acumen are matters of public record and delight. he's been a great friend "through thick and thin," and sometimes it's gotten very, very thin -- but he "stood by me" at all times, so it is my privilege and honor to stand by him on this profound occasion.  time cut -- emma rises and bangs her glass with her spoon. it shatters.
a-pu-aa-aa.
wow. that's it for me too, you guys. good night everybody. kieran lays a manly, buddy hug on sidney.
congratulations, man.
she probably didn't realize she was doing it.
they're lucky to have you.
no argument from me.
not unlike this great nation in which we live.
you can't actually speak in sanskrit.
i did that in soup once. it made such a mess.
your hand is on the turf.
the turf. the table.
so we have to do it over now. it was your shot and you get to do it over.
don't tell me you didn't know having one hand on the turf makes the play null.
sometimes playing next to each other is easier than playing together.
my mom. she runs a pre-school.
you've never been?
it's beautiful. i've got a nice place. my horse lives there.
i live there and so does my horse. he's very possessive. we're working through it.
yes. i may be a degenerate dope fiend but i love my horse. i don't have a wife or a girlfriend and i've been clean almost seven years. you could just ask, you know. your sister doesn't ask direct questions either. she's incredibly cryptic.
i was just thinking salad nicoise!
he's not kidding.
you have twenty-five seconds.
excuse me, but when you're trying to get better there's a lot of pressure in rehabs.  when someone isn't ready to take responsibility they create something, like an uncle stan, to take responsibility until they're ready.
i'll go. i'm. i'll go. any idea where she might have gone? everybody looks at kieran. no one responds. the phone rings. carol goes to get it. everybody waits.
holy shit. she just showed up. yes. thank you. do you need a doctor?
for your dad. mostly for your dad.
okay. i'm so glad to see you.
you can run but you can't hide! kym shrieks as kieran grabs her and plants a wet one on her, dipping her to the floor. they careen into sidney and rachel. sidney grabs rachel and starts molesting her.
making a break for it?
you don't have to slip away without making any noise, you know? i like noise.
okay. if you need anything.
no. if you ever need anything.
maybe you'll come visit me in hawaii?