smith. ray smith. i played at a junior college nobody ever heard of. what position did you play on defense, judge?
yeah, big fellow like you, that's what i would have guessed.
you know, maybe you can show me some of your technique, your honor. maybe you can show me some of that toughness.
i can't wait.
oooh.  got me a judge! man, that felt good!
congratulations on what?