all right chaps?
can't stay for long, but throw us in for a quick spin.
where have you been? you were missed in court today. that's not very compassionate is it, didn't turn up for your amigos funeral.
my name is cookie.
no, we're with the grand old duke of york.
this is gonna be a scream, fred get 'em in.
and take that chewing gum off your feet before you start dancing.
come on then kids, get in a nice orderly line and we'll get the party started.
oi one two, i am going to make a killing out of this lot, they've definitely got more money than brains. i owe you one boyo.
joke to be inserted by cookie.
hello, it's roman and mickey, what are you doing here boys?
well, you should be the first to know this, but isn't he,.
have you ever bought a ticket to the junkies bone yard roman? it's an unpleasant place called "curl up and die." might sound like a hair salon, but it don't fuckin look like one i can tell ya. it's a horrible sight and a terrible sound listening to a man sucking his soul through the hole in "the pipe" and even worse when he tries to tear it back. i've been there, i've done that,.  then i nailed that demon in a smoke proof coffin and i did it all with johnny. i love that man, he's what you call class. and if you would use your heads, you would love him too. you know his music sales have gone up a thousand percent in two weeks.
you see, johnny "the crack head" story knows that a "rocka" is worth more dead than alive, silly world ain't it? mr story doesn't get his gear from me, he has to travel far and wide. leave me your number and if the dead feels like calling, you'll be the first to know.
i'll have it, how much?
i don't want the pitch, i said i'll have it.
here ya go, have a week in snow.