check on the crabs, bob.
sorry.
oh, yes, you can. she's has 'em all on tape.
ha ha.
i'd like to explain about the weddings. there are reasons why they didn't come off. three weddings, no "i do's". you can't believe how much cake we were left with. i should weigh three hundred pounds. i don't think her father minded spending so much money on booze that nobody drank.
right, cover your ears, netta. it's not that she's afraid of the wedding, she's afraid of the wedding night. innocent girls are terrified of "the one-eyed snake". why, when i was a virgin bride, i took a knitting needle with me into the bed.
oh, yeah, i forgot. i'll tell you one thing, your grandpa didn't forget that wedding night. you can take your hands off your ears, netta. your tea's getting cold.
i like his tight butt.
good luck, maggie.
she's been doing this since the last wedding. i don't think it's good.
turkey and cheese.
that needed to be said. you know -- you're always making jokes about her, so they won't make jokes about your drinking.