help! someone help me! is someone there? hey! shit, im probably dead. whos that? whos that?! turn on the lights! what the fuck is going on? where am i? what is that smell? holy shit! help!!! help!!! help! what the fuck is this? i dont know. yeah! my name is very fucking confused! whats your name? whats going on here? ah! no. no. nothing. i went to bed in my shithole apartment, and woke up in an actual shithole. so what about you, huh? first dead body ive ever seen. look different in real life. they dont move. can you see any scars? huh? this is what they do man, they kidnap you and drug you and before you know it, youre in a bathtub and your kidneys are on ebay. how can you tell from way over there? what are you, a surgeon? adam. what about it? so? its a tape. it was in my pocket. it says play me. throw it over here. fuck. what? it wont work. theres nothing. i dont get it. no, you throw me your tape. im not going to risk breaking it! you throw me your tape! any idea who that is? he knows us. what do you think? probably a joke, right? what the hell does follow your heart mean? oh man(he gasps, making gagging sounds, his face turned away from the bowl. he coughs, fishes around for another brief moment, then quickly pulls back, trying to shake some of the shit off of his hand, spitting. no solids. i really wish i had checked in there first. fuck! fuck! what did you say? jesus christ! tell me, who is it?! are you sure its him? how do i know youre telling the truth? you can be the one who put me in this room! wrong. wrong! youve got one thing i dont: information! you know who did this! now you either tell me what is really going on or ill cut you with this, you hear me? ill cut- its a two-way mirror. so thats what this is. reality tv. can you hear me in there? huh? im having a blast. this is the most fun ive had without lubricant. make sure youre getting everything. you just want to leave it running on us? you sound like you admire this prick. how can you be the calm doctor guy when your wife and kid are out there. hes got them, too. he could be doing anything to them right now. are you thinking about that? shes beautiful. you gonna have any more kids? so wheres the lucky wife? its uh, its not here. uh, this photo youre talking about. its not here. yeah. just because im stuck in this room with you doesnt mean i have to report to you every ten seconds. well what do you want me to do? im on a leash. i am thinking! turn off the lights. turn them off now, please! just turn them off for a second! jesus, behind you! the lights in here hadnt charged it. it must be glow in the dark paint or something. open it! where the fuck. here. cell phone. the most beautiful invention on this planet! make that second most beautiful invention! give me that. yes, im willing to risk it! give me that sweet cancer. i dont care, i really dont. give me one of those. may i please have a cigarette? who cares? it worked. instinct. yeah. you say that like you know me. well, um, lets see. on my sixth birthday, my best friend at that time, scott tibbs, stabbed me with a rusty nail. i didnt tell you about that. i didnt tell you that my last girlfriend, who was a feminist vegan punk, broke up with me because she thought i was too angry. uh, i havent told you that one of my toenails is slightly. what-ever. you wanna know? here it is. it was in your wallet, behind the photo of your daughter. i couldnt. im sorry. what are you doing? hey! what the hell are you doing? um. yeah, sure. jesus christ!! i just got electrocuted! did you hear what i said? get this thing off me! get it off! you think i would make that up just to mess up your stupid fucking charade? i remember everything now. i remember how i got here. great. is someone there? i can hear you. what the? christ! what the. who is that?! whos in there?! come on out! ill kill you, you motherfucker! are they okay? what did she say? believe me about what? you know who i am. im a liar? what did you do last night, lawrence? work at a hospital? saving sick children? you told me that after you left your house last night, you went to work at a hospital. no its not. your wife is right, larry. you dont recall getting your picture taken in that parking lot? i can prove that you didnt go anywhere near a hospital last night. its not the first time ive done it either, larry. ive been taking pictures of you for a few days now. you wanna know what i do? i get paid to take pictures of rich guys like you who go to seedy, out-of-the-way motels to fuck their secretaries. last night i went to your house. i watched you leave. i followed you all the way to that shitbag hotel. i found them, in there with the hacksaws. i dont know how they got there. aww, face it, larry, were both bulls hitters. but my camera isnt. it doesnt know how to lie. it only shows you whats put right in front of it. just out of curiosity, what did you do in that motel room? you got out of there pretty fast. who was what? he calls himself bob and he gives me the money up front. two hundred bucks a night. if id have known i was gonna end up here, i wouldve asked for a hell of a lot more. what i saw was you get into your car. thats it. i didnt ask your name. i didnt know who you were. i dont know how i got here, i dont know how you got here. i just took the shots and went straight home to develop the. next thing i know im chained to a pipe in some prehistoric bathroom, staring at the guy ive been taking shots of all night. maybe. i dont know, he was just a guy. i dont take notes about his appearance. i cant. i told you, i- hes a tall black guy, hes got a scar around his neck, okay? whoa, the guy who paid me to take these photos was not a cop. call it my need to eat. oh really? obviously this cop thinks youre the one behind it all. what are you more pissed off about? the fact that i took some shots of you or the fact that i took some shots of you while you were cheating on your wife? what do you care what i think anyway? i dont give a crap if you covered yourself in peanut butter and had a 15-hooker gang bang! hey, was there someone else at your house last night besides your wife and daughter? well, theres someone here. look. were out of time. lawrence! lawrence, get up! lawrence! get up! i need you! oh, thank god! i thought you were dead! i told you! the same thing happened to me, see? i wasnt lying, see? lawrence, calm down. there must be a way out of this! lawrence, i have a family too! i dont see them, thats my mistake. its a mistake id like to fix! lawrence, stop it! lawrence, please calm down! theres a way out of here, theres a way out! lawrence! no! oh my god! what are you doing?! what are you doing?! what are you. oh my god! oh my god! lawrence dont! no! lawrence, please, im begging you! lawrence, its not me who did this to you! no, i want to live! i want to live! dont leave me! no! no!! no! no! lawrence! lawrence! key. key.