god dammit cathy i have no time for this crap! i'm supposed to be at the premiere of stab 2 right now, arm and arm with my girlfriend cause she's got a bit part in that over advertised piece of shit and i'm just going to humor her. you mena to tell me that in all your squandering the best you can do for me is a bit role in stab 3: return to woodsboro?! come on! it's just another cheap slasher flick! how dare you offer me such a role! i've done shakespeare! i've worked with directors like depalma and scorcesse and you offer me this crap?! it's insulting. i should fire you and go to icm. you want respect, cathy? here's your respect. fuck you! you're fired. unfucking believable. stab 3: return to woodsboro. pah. what's next, friday the 13th part 15: jason does broadway? what's up, b.d. with the b.d. christine? look, i'm stuck on the freeway. i think there was some big accident. it could be a little while so i don't want you to start freaking if i don't get there at exactly, eight thirty. oh i wouldn't miss it for the world. i bet you did such a great job. heh heh i bet they are babe. i bet they are. look, my battery's dying . . . sure thing. jesus. hello? who is this? well what number are you trying to reach? i think you got the wrong number, buddy. uh-huh. look bro, my battery is running out. really wish i could chat, but i can't so, later. asshole, can't talk. does it now? well ya got me. that's me. i'm ben damon. thanks. what do you mean? listen you sick fuck, is this your idea of a joke? what kind of a game? i swear to god if you lay a finger on her i'll fucking kill you! it's cici! cici's the name of the character she plays in the movie! what?! but i did everything you said to do! what?! i swear to god if you lay one hand on her! thank god i decided to do some community service. yeah. where are you? alright i'm here. what the fuck do you want from me? reaction to what? ohmygod! no! but i'm the killer in stab 3!