according to a certain trashy tome, you are marrying john james preston. just one question: does big know? anywhere you like. and you know the rule -- the person on page six pays for lunch. you forgot to charge us for the gaggle of gays. and the right dress. when i get married, i'm wearing something like that. but bigger. don't call me a queen. looks like someone had breakfast at tiffany. i know, but for carrie's sake i've decided to ignore your attitude. they're probably stuck in traffic. he's not here yet. happy new year -- we're having a fabulous time. the only thing missing is you. come. oh. okay. you're not really writing are you? no. rescue me. it's very forced festive. well. better a bronte sister than a hilton sister.