i'm still reeling. it was the most humbling experience of my life. getting raked over the coals by a bunch of sixteen-year old drama students! at my own alma mater! they were, with knives drawn. basically, why am i working on a piece of shit like malibu nights when i should be doing shakespeare or chekhov? gwen. you look great. you haven't changed a bit. those women! walking boob jobs. they're appalling. it's very simple. i close my eyes and imagine i'm kissing someone else. yes. here, take a look. what's wrong with this picture, huh? andy. my partner. and the best thing that's ever happened to me. eric. he's andy's son from a marriage that -- needless to say -- didn't work. andy came out when eric was just five. great kid. come out? about fifteen years ago. you and me. no, you were fantastic. i was completely confused. what's the matter? why? i'm listening. oh. uh-huh. married. happily.