to tell you the truth, no. i just wanted to hear your voice. you've barely said "boo" to me all morning.
alright, what do you think of it?
what are they going to think? that's all that matters.
you haven't met these women.
the champagne order?
invitations?
good.
i can't.
i love it when you're full of contempt.
i've got a better idea.
why don't i distribute a memo, informing everyone that you and i are not sleeping together?
alright, alright. i have another idea.
let's just end it.
coming?
wait.
you're angry i called it quits, aren't you? you can admit it.
for what?
touch.
no. i say, let's make a clean break. let's just walk away from it.
what are you doing?
alright. now that we've put that behind us, there's one problem left.
where do we put the bed?
wrong. it's got to go here. so you can see the hallway.
why do you assume there will be two children?
i prefer to eat out.
where would you put it?
what?
and that would be?
you're very clever.
i have to tell you, that was the best "break-up" sex i've ever had.
yes, i have a problem. i need some. something to cover up a. hell, just take a look.
i can do without the attitude, thank-you.
what?
if it's stupid, why read it?
yeah. she's a bore.
some poor tree gave its life so we could know that.
why?
is this going to be one of those nights?
one of those nights we talk.
i've been under a lot of stress.
how's that?
i can feel that.
i can't.
to seduce. to be seduced, there needs to be an element of surprise. i know all your moves. you know mine. how can there be any surprise?
what?
that makes no sense.
and, what? pretend i don't know you?
the graduate is about a married woman having an affair with a college boy.
gwen, the graduate is a story about a very unhappy woman who has an affair out of wedlock. as i recall, it turns out rather badly for her.
actors pretend. that's what they do. i'm not an actor. and i love you the way you are.
pretending to be strangers is not going to solve the problem.
i don't ask her about her personal life.
but fair.
especially after two glasses of champagne.
i was broke.
gwen loves to dissect our first date.
gwen, why don't you continue your stroll down memory lane while i drink? todd, you up for it?
so. sarah's an attractive girl.
you two serious?
she wants to play the field, right?
i see. you want to fuck around.
c'mon, we're guys. i know the drill.
i didn't know.
i know.
somewhere we need to go first.
yes, we do.
that's okay. we're different, too.
i don't want to talk about sarah.
i want to talk about me.
and what a fool i've been.
i thought if we came here tonight we could. start again.
i can't wait. i have to know.
the last cookie. go ahead.
it's blank.
no, it's perfect. blank. no problems, no history, nothing. in bed.
by the way, i didn't get your name.
well, gail, i'm not usually this forward on a first date, may i take you to my car and ravish you?
what's that?
oh, i thought everyone knew my name. i'm bill gates. billionaire.
people are jealous.
what do you think i'm doing?
you shouldn't read fortune cookies too literally.
can anyone see us?. is anyone looking?. why should it bother you? you're alone. with your wife. that's the way it's supposed to be. you know every inch of her. every smell. every sigh. every freckle. the shape of her ass. the mole under her nipple. the whole history of her body. and, you know that if you really concentrate, you can succeed. in imagining. she's someone you don't know.
you're right. we could use some more color in the living room.
i said you're right.
about more color in the living room.