look at her, she needs protein. lots of protein. no, i had something important to do. miss nineteen. of course i remembered. go on, open it. you better like it. i don't want to tell what i had to do to pay for it. so what's the plan, stan? something special today? other than splurging on toast. good. count me in. okay. you did not. give me your cell phone. i'm calling them back right now. i know, i know. i'm not going to light the damn thing. what, you're leaving too? i wish you'd talked to me first. that's because i'm looking out for you. it's because there is so much opportunity here. well. happy birthday. hard to say. hello. it's the oldest condition known to man. cold feet. if you're wrong, you're paying for drinks tonight. well, what do you know. told you we should've dressed up. what for? wait. lorna, we shouldn't be here. what was that all about? nothing, my ass. slipped? you broke the cardinal rule of the trade. i'll bet that dress is vera wang. you're crying, i can't believe it. we're with the groom's party. she had his cock in her mouth last night. doesn't that count? guess you'll never know for sure. remember the guy i told you about -- the writer? he's been steady work. every tuesday for the past month. well, get this. yesterday, he called and asked me out. yeah. a date. no money will be exchanged. you want to hear the weird part? i said yes. you gotta keep an open mind, lorna. c'mon, what are you waiting for?