you here to see my mother?
she's out, but you're supposed to wait.
hungry?
this is the one thing i like about this house.  want some lox?
you're my mother's hairdresser?
chopped liver?
are you gay?.  baked apple?.  they're cold but they're good.
did you hear me?
well, are you? are you queer?
c'mon, are you or aren't you?
c'mon, tell me. don't be afraid.
see if you've been making it with my mother.
nothing, i guess.  have you ever made it with a guy?
i asked you first.
well, are you?
making it with my mother?
why?
don't make conversation with me.
you don't have to make conversation with me, i'm not my mother.  do you have a thing about older women.  that's sort of faggoty isn't it?
i never get my hair done.
in fact, i don't think i've ever been to a beauty parlor in my whole life.
you think that's funny, don't you?
you live a phony cheap cop-out existence.
beverly hills hairdresser.  what kind of a thing is that to do.  you might as well be a faggot.  think that's funny too?
then what do you think?
i am not like my mother!
i am not!
i am not!
yeah.
yeah.
he's in the bathroom.
yes.