hey boys. nice to meet you.
you need a cock-shaped cake with a cotton-candy bush delivered by four o'clock? i'm your connection.
kirk, molly's sister is blind.
you'd better check that tone, reba! you do not want me comin' up there!
that's okay, if reese did that to me i'd have gone over the glass too. but i would have landed a few before they got me. reese has been all over molly ever since she dumped her boyfriend. i tell you, that girl has nothing but trouble when it comes to men.
tell me about it. i'm no lezbo but sometimes she makes me want to strap on - if know what i'm saying.
it's a curse, looking like that. who has the balls to hit on her? just the most arrogant a-holes like reese out there.
listen, molly brought me along tonight because, you know, she thought i might be 'interested.'
but, just for honesty's sake, i'm not interested. no offense.
what? you? no, i'm talking about your pal, stainer. i know he's your friend but he seems like kind of a dumbshit. wait. why would you think i was talking about you?
oh my god. you don't have a clue do you? molly's really into you.
a knockout like molly be interested in a spud like you?
got me. again, no offense. but listen, kirk, your dream girl just showed up. try not to blow it.
here they come! everybody hide!
listen, molly would kill me if she knew i was telling you this but i'm trying to do you a favor.
molly has this physical. um issue. you know, kind of like a birth defect?
it's not a big deal but she's really self-conscious about it. talon and some other guys she's dated have been weirded out and made her feel like a freak.
it's better if she tells you but if you can't deal with it, just get lost now and don't put her through that heartbreak again.
good. 'cause if you do, it'll be your last conscious act.  cake?
you got some big red apples showing your face around here again.
no. get lost.
oh, for christ sake! this one too!?
i'm warning you both - molly has been through enough. you go near her and i will fuck you all the way up! understand!?
who's your mommy!? come on! who's your mommy!?
that's right! patty is, isn't she!
you shut your hole! what happened?
every time you say you're sorry, dumbshit here gets his bell rung.
it's too late for this shit, kirk.
i thought she was a blackjack dealer.
wow. so, what does this have to do with molly?
so, what, now you can afford her!?
you know what, kirk - i told molly you were different but you're just as shallow and full of shit as the rest of them, aren't you?
leslie! we're not here to feed these people, we're here to cure fucking cancer!
now i want every one of those motherfuckers back there taking bids in fifteen - out!
lady, he just gave three million dollars. he can go up there and try to blow himself for all i care.