lemme hold him!
what?
you wouldn't.
you would.
it was just a blacksnake, jane-
stop it, brady.
jane, i'm sorry. it was just a joke. we didn't mean-
oh, shut up, brady. you're warped.
jane, i-
come on, jane- it was brady's idea. i couldn't stop him.
did he really get his head cut off, dad? that's what brady said.
can i come in?
a new pair of panty hose. is it enough?
it was brady's idea, jane. honest to god. please take the money. i want to make up.
that's for you, too. uncle al gave it to me-
-but i want you to have it.
yeah, go ahead.
sure - i like school.
that's what my sister says, too. pretty soon i'm going to start checking the mirror to see if i'm turning green.
not bad, huh? my uncle al took off the regular muffler and put on a cherry bomb.
glasspack. he said he'd come over sometime this summer and we'd soup up the engine.  but now i dunno. he's getting a divorce and he's in the doghouse with my mother.
well.  it is his third.
hey, take it easy. i know how you feel.
what?
what kind of noises?
rats.
i'd go out and take a look myself, but i think the bullet'd get stuck in the garden. it looks sorta greasy.
yeah.  but if you hear any more noises, tell your father. okay?
i'm always doing this! i gotta go, tammy.
yep. would you fill it up, please, mr. cutts?
sure!
okay, okay. i call.
okay, okay. dwight evans.
mom-!
mom was really mad at him this time, wasn't she?
stop it!
yes. go away.
she wasn't, mom- i dropped my toothbrush and fell over when i tried to get it. jane helped pick me up.
push the bullet over, jane, okay?
yeah.
no.
uncle al, what if it's not a guy?
what if it's some kind of monster?
what's going on at owen's, uncle al?
tammy said she'd been hearing noises in that greenhouse. growling noises, like a big animal. her father was killed that night.
it isn't enough that the monster killed all those people- that he killed brady. now he's got them to cancel the fair.
yeah, okay, the fireworks. jane thinks that's all i'm mad about, but it's not. them doing that is just a.  a.
well.  i like it that you always know how to say things, uncle al.
don't call me dear boy.
she and dad are out back lighting the barbecue. jane's walking around like she's king shit of turd mountain. like always.
what?
do i need one?
it really goes fast. thanks, uncle al.
i don't get you.
sure.
okay.
yeah! what is it?
yeah, i know. it's great!
yeah.  sure.
what is it?
thanks a million, uncle al!
is someone there?
it's a werewolf! i saw it! last night-
where's mom?
jane, i have to talk to you.
i need you to help me. uncle al won't believe me, and if you won't help me, i.
it came for me! i shot it in the eye! now he's wearing an eye-patch!
was it a prescription?
it wasn't- i'll bet you it wasn't. because to get a prescription he'd have to see a doctor.
well.  was it a prescription?
what about the baseball bat jane saw in his shed? you know who used to have a baseball bat like that? mr. knopfler! he was so proud of it he used to carry it in the fourth of july parade! jane said it looked like the green giant used it for a toothpick!
no- we just got you out here so we could admire your pretty face.
never mind, jane. he'll have gotten rid of it by now anyway.
i'll bet you a quarter that eyewash stuff was nonprescription. and i'll bet you another quarter he hasn't said anything to mr. haller.
i didn't shoot him when he was a man. i shot him when he was-
no- i guess i'll go home.
yeah.  seeya.
come on, baby.  come on.
i ran out of gas.
i told you!
i told you!
uncle al, if you don't tell me-
there! you see!
what about father lowe chasing me in his car and trying to run me down? you don't think that was a dream, do you?
mr. haller said he'd check him out, and guess what? no one sees him again!
i want you to turn this into a silver bullet.
i saw what i saw.
jane.  you don't have to do that.
will you marry me, jane?
no one knows how cancer begins, either- or exactly what it is- but people still believe in it.
i think he's going to come for me. not just because i know who he is, but because i hurt him. only i don't think he'll try again as lowe.
will you do it?
please, uncle al.
yeah? really?
but uncle al! you said-
what if i say no?
if that'd gone off, it would have been the end of our silver bullet.
what's that, uncle al?
jane-
it's here! it's outside!
get the gun!
all except my legs.  i don't think i can walk.