tonight on frank brand live --
-- since taking the nation by storm with her debut movie, "sunrise, sunset".
 no one's managed to land a live tv interview with the fabulous, new shooting starlet, simone.  until now.
i'm happy to say she's agreed to join us tonight from the set of her new film. welcome, simone.
well, no one could accuse you of being over-exposed, simone. why have you stayed so completely out of the limelight?
of course, the only problem with shying away from publicity these days is that it tends to attract more.
you don't secretly want the attention?
who are you really?
well put.
change of topic. simone, you've been romantically linked to dozens of men in the press -- mick jagger, stephen hawking, fidel castro.  and most recently viktor taransky. is there a mr. right in there somewhere?
would you like a moment, simone?
let's talk about the work that you care so much about.
how about the nudity?
what exactly was it that attracted you to your first two projects?
they're better for it if i may say.
well, we appear to be experiencing satellite difficulties. in case we lose you, simone, i want to thank you --
-- simone, the question on everyone's mind is simply.  "why?"
we all do. but now i understand you're eager to get back to work -- and not the kind of work that we're all expecting.
and what may i ask brought this on?