i'm mac. i turned down a bertolucci film to be here. -- no. no. i'm completely simpatico. on my last film i was playing a schizophrenic so i made them give me two dressing rooms. oh my god, that's her glass! jack daniels, straight-up. she is my kind of woman. jesus, hal. she's in the ladies room. is that her? -- by the fountain. simone! -- she's by the fountain.