get the fuck out of the way, cocksucker! bill, you're chief of police now. comes with some goddamn responsibility, like keeping your people in line. bill! bill, we need to talk! bill, this brenda's randy flagg's niece. we need to find grant yesterday! the town council has lit a roman candle and stuck it up my ass! don't fuck with me, bill. your post here as chief is in dire straits you don't work this shit out. how are you going to find him? that young lady heard you say 'squid.' she's gonna go out and create a goddamn hysteria! still, quit that talk! you yourself said it was dark in there! you don't know what you saw! bastard obviously got lyme disease! touch some deer feces out in the forest. eat a sandwich without washing your hands. then you got lyme disease. i'll tell you what, no one with lyme disease gonna win any damn handsome contests! well, screw you all for laughin'. 'ranch a -'? what 'ranch attacks'? i didn't know the russkies were invading there, folks. this turns out to be a mountain lion we're gonna look like a damn bunch of idiots. you said 'squid'! it's coming from in there, ain't it? bill, get her to stop that shit! there you go, sugarplum! why you choosing camps 'fore you hear -- you swore to honor and obey --