did ya' feel that?! i always get afraid when that happens, 'cause what if the ground cracks open and you fall inside? it's so hot in there you get all burnt to nothin' like that -- happened to my uncle barry. my aunt. what's she see in that douchebag? gold-digger, huh? fuck! we saw his arm was all bendy. hey, look! he knocked this'n's head clear over here! think we should get up a search party, head in there? i see. it's like as if he's going in a pattern. is that what you're saying, bill? hey, bill, we got that grenade we confiscated from them jokers wanted to use it fish for trout? it got worse. where'd he go? what the hell's that smell? they wanted us to eat 'em! why would they want that!? 'praise jesus?' that's fucking pushing it, margaret. what the hell were those things?! you ever seen anything like that? you ever heard of anything like that? me neither. and i watch 'animal planet' all the fuckin' time! it's got to be some goddamn biological weapons. government's testin' 'em out on us! 'cause who gives a shit if wheelsy disappears, right?! i hope it ain't contagious. i'll be pissed as hell i turn into a big mollusk. i'll fuckin' sue, i swear to god. margaret. let go!! oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit! they killed margaret! we're coming your way, man! yeah. sort of his eye, it came out there -- what are they? he's a fucking martian?! don't worry, kid. pretty soon, we'll be in town, everything'll be fine. they musta hit a deer. probably got out to see if it's okay. bambi-rats! when i buy my zoo, i'm leaving them things the hell out! what the hell are we going to do?! goddamn snakes!!