that wouldn't be too difficult.
yeah, but he's my dork.
too kinky.
amen to that. the supermarket's full of assholes.
mike?
my ass if falling.
my ass is falling. it is.
i just saw it in the mirror, it doesn't look like my ass anymore.
what am i gonna do? i jog, i do the exercises on tv in the morning.  gravity.
tomorrow, i start looking for our house.  you love me?
imagine.  i'm sleepin' with a dt.
switch the light off on your way out.
so how'd it go?
for how long?
well, i'll live with it, i've lived with it all my life. my dad was a cop, he said, "whatever you do, honey, never go out with a cop". so, what did i do? i got a job with the cops. then i married a cop. i probably gave birth to a cop. tommy! come over here and eat, it's hot.
i can still use a gun.
nothing.
keep the weekends for us, huh? get a replacement for saturday nights. that'll give us the weekends together.
changing the sparks. they showed it on tv. what d'you think?
it's twenty bucks in the bank.
enough, tommy! c'mon. get out of there!
let 'em eat their hearts out.
i read the article. you didn't tell me she was so beautiful.
unbelievably handsome. you look fantastic in a suit.
the real estate lady left, she couldn't wait anymore. what took you?
what shit, honey?
 look at the fireplace. you don't get workmanship like that anymore.
ninety-seven five. what do you think?
honey. you got him.
she's got to identify him.
because the the only way to stop crime is to identify criminals. i can't believe you're talking this way mister detective -- i think she's got a lot of guts.
i'd identify him.
oh i can see you've had a bad day. we'll see the house another time, okay?
where'd you get the tie?
it's not your taste.
she took you shopping for a tie?
what's wrong with your paisley tie?
excuse me! you went to a party with her?
i know you're her bodyguard. did she buy it or did you?
why?
no, i don't want the 'fuckin'" tie -- i'm sorry -- i'm glad she bought you a tie. you needed one. you look good in that tie. next time you two go shopping, maybe you could tell her we need a new maytag stackable, double-decker washer and dryer set.
you want to see the bedroom.
coming to bed?
should i wait up? we've got to get up early for the beach tomorrow.
god, it's freezin' out there.
hello. yes, just a second. it's the whip.
what?
mike, take it easy.
it's not your fault. mike, please get off the case.
did you hear what i said?
sure we are, let's go!
thanks. you're terrific.
i'm sorry. i know i heard noises.  the detective's wife.
don't be ridiculous.  that's all i need, rubbing up against your mother and grandmother every day.  i can take care of myself.  c'mon, let's go to bed.  we all need some sleep.
c'mon, don't make an issue of it. do you want the fucking meatloaf or not?
what was that?
jesus, mike, somebody's been feeding you a line of crap.
i'm talking about i've been talking this way for sixteen years and now, out of the blue, it's vulgar!
you gotta get another tour. we're gettin' too old for this.
i'm not saying it's your fault.
i watched tv.
i don't remember michael, go to sleep. you don't have to make conversation with me.
i'll make a reservation tomorrow for early dinner. you can sleep till noon.
hey, we qualify for the senior citizens early-bird special.  did you see tommy today? he misses you.
i'd like you to switch to the day shift, mike. to be home for dinner. helen insists that t.j. be home for dinner.  that's why he's on the morning shift.
i already did. i mean, i talked to his wife, and she talked to him.
what's the difference?
unless there's some particular reason why it feels better to be around her at night.
is there, mike?
what, what is it? is it serious or what? quit looking at me like that! what's with this ridiculous silence?!
goddamn. i never thought this would happen to me.  you fuckin' sonofabitch.
i just want you off the case. get off it, or don't come home. and i want you to remember.  when we're old.  that when this awful thing happened.  i behaved like a lady. the kind of "lady" you apparently prefer.
get away from me.  get away! she means that much to you, you stay with her. but you come back, you come back for me. not for tommy, not for your mother, or your fucking job, but for me.
you fucker! don't tell me how much respect you have! you dumb mother fucking fucker! now get off this case or don't come home!!
i'm going to visit my sister for a few days. i'd like you to get your stuff out.
he'll live through it. they all live through it. what a world, huh?
was it venza? did you get him?
what a shame.
i don't know tommy.
absolutely.
be careful, tommy.
stay down!
tommy!
i'm all right.
he doesn't want to sleep here. neither do i. it's not my house anymore.