siphon the fluid off his brain!! vacuum!
try to untangle his trachea and esophagus!
no! that doesn't go there!!
we have precious little time left people! we're going to lose him soon!!
crack him. let's get it out of there!!!
we need to zap this, quick!
who's making a potato?
damn it! i am not going to lose this kid!!!!!!
kenny. kenny, can you hear me?
how are you feeling, son?
great.  son, i have some bad news. we accidentally replaced your heart with a baked potato. you have about seven seconds to live.
damn it! it never gets any easier! anybody get the score of that broncos game?
hey, pal, don't lose your head.