we have a lot to learn and precious little time.
why is everyone wearing t-shirts of sigfried and roy?
well, anyway.  today children, our friend mr. hat is going to tell us all about the environment.
that's right, mr. garrison. the environment is what surrounds us. it is what we live and breathe.
eric! did you just say the "f" word?
kyle!
eric!
stanly!
kenny!
how would you like to go to the principal's office?
what did you say?!?!
okay, children, let's try a few new math problems. what is five times two?
come on, children, do be shy, just give it your best shot.
yes, clyde?
okay, now let's try to get an answer from somebody who's not a complete retard. anyone? come on don't be shy.
i never thought there would be war again in my lifetime.
i don't know principal victoria.  i don't know.
you look great in your new uniform mr. hat.
boy, i can't wait for our first shore- leave so i can go get me some poontang.
the canadians are attacking!! run for your lives!!
children.  take mr. hat.  please.  get him out of here.
mr. hat! noooooo!
i.  i'm alive.  where's mr. hat?