i am very disappointed in you boys! you should be ashamed of yourselves! i've already called in your parents, but first i want you to think about what you've done. agh!! i want to know where you heard these horrific obscenities! boys, i seriously doubt that mr. garrison ever said- 'eat penguin shit you cum sucking ass spelunker' in school! thank you all for coming on such short notice. as you can see, your boys are all being disciplined. no, it was worse than that. no, worse. here's a short list of the things they've been saying. what is terrance and phillip? well, it looks like i'll have to send a warning letter out to parents. i have to put a stop to this before more children see 'terrance and phillip'. ooh yes. i think we'll have to give detention to those boys. article 42! you don't mean-?! but i- please take your seats, everyone!!!! how can they do this? what do we do? do we go on as normal or?