oh, a new recruit, huh? welcome to hell, kid! relax! take a load off!!
hey, relax satan. don't get all worked up. you're gonna give yourself an ulcer again.
what? what do you mean you don't belong here? relax guy, hell is for children.
a deal? you wanna make a deal with the devil. well sure, deals are mounds o' fun.
hey relax, guy. let's see what the kid wants.
oh, you want out of hell, huh?
okay, kid, i have a deal for you! if you want out of hell, all you have to do is collect 10 proofs of purchases from 'snacky smores.' they're rich, chocolatey and really hit the spot. bring me ten proofs of purchases and we'll grant you any wish you want.
i wouldn't bullshit you kid! snacky smores are now available in stores everywhere! no biggie!
well what are you waiting for pal?! get to it!
ha ha haha!! what a dumbass!!
hey, relax guy. it's just a cruel joke. rich, chocolatey snacky smores are only available up on earth. he'll never get 'em, see?
hey, come here, guy.
who's my cream puff?
you just get cranky when you're tired, that's all. i told you that you shouldn't have tried to carry that futon all by yourself.
-listen butterbuns, let's make love and forget about the whole thing-
oh i love when you get all biblical satan. you know exactly how to turn my crank!
yeah! yeah!!! man i'm getting so hot!!!
listen buttercup, let's make love and forget about the whole thing.
i love you.
you know i do.
so what do you say we shut off that light and get close, huh?
yeah, you like that, don't you bitch?
hey satan! i got some great new home furnishings today!
boy buddy rich, it was a bitch to get something to match with that bathroom tile!
oh, hey kid. find those proofs of purchases yet? no?! gee, whatta surprise! well, keep lookin!
what did you do today satan?
hey fella! relax! this whole armageddon thing has got you all stressed out. let's make love.
that's because i wanted to fuck you, dumbass! now hows aboot you get those pants down!
i mean cute dumb. now bend over!
satan, your ass is gigantic and red, who am i gonna pretend you are? helen reddy?
come on, kid. help me with these shower curtains.
this is so exciting! let's fuck!
hey, relax guy!
i do respect your mind! it turns me on! it makes me wanna fuck the shit out of you! don't you see?
hey guy, relax, put out you gotta put out for me! i'm just a man with needs and right now i need your generosity! i love your eyes, your nose and lips so drop those pants and do some dips come on guy, you gotta relax relax, put out for me!
hey, guy, relax, put out! you gotta relax, shut your mouth- baby i'd do anything for ya! now don't make me smack you in the eye like last time-
i get what i want, and what i want is for youuuuu toooo put ooooout!!!
where're you gonna go, bitch? besides, you know that if you left me, i'd hunt you down and kill you, right? i'm gonna go grab a drink.
hey, i'm missing the party!
did you miss me, buttercup? all right, gang! i am your new ruler now! everyone bow down to me!!
oh, it's the bratty kid from hell.
and?
who gives a fuck?! i was just fucking with him!
the deal's off, go away, guy.
relax bitch! you're better seen, not hear okay?
now, let's start torturing people, shall we? we'll start with.  this little fat kid first!!
quick, satan! do something!
hey, you need to watch your mouth, brat!
hey buddy! no need to stress! let me make you a deal! how about a lifetime supply of snacky smores and we just forget about this whole thing?!
what are you waiting for, bitch?! destroy him!!
come on you weak, stupid cum bucket! save me!!
come on guy, you know i only rib you because i love you so much!
can we talk about this later? everyone is watching!
listen guy, you're embarassing me in front of my friends! you know how i get mad when i get embarassed.
your little problems can wait til later, see?
now do what i say and keep your fucking mouth shut!
noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! heeeeyyyy guyyyyy, relaaaaaxx.