fallen one.  we have such sights to show you!
i am satan. i am your god, now.
come with me. i will show you what delightful pain awaits.
you remember.  saddam hussein, don't you?!
prepare thyself for unending pain! unparalleled misery!!
saddam, would you let me do my job please!
well of course he wants out of hell! the whole point of hell is that you don't want to be here!
i don't see why you have to belittle me in front of people like that.
sometimes i just think you don't have any respect for me.
i am.
i'm not cranky. and that futon was not too big to carry myself-
shhh!!!!
it has come to be.  the four horsemen are drawing nigh! the time of the prophecy is upon us!
no i'm being serious! those canadian entertainers are to be killed. it is the seventh sign.
behold, the signs of my reign on earth are all falling into place! the fall of an empire-
-the coming of a comet-
jerry springer's movie doing more than ten million box office-
and now.
the seventh sign! when the blood of these canadians touches american soil.  it will be my time to rise!!!!!
do you always think about sex? i'm talking about some very important stuff here!
is sex the only thing that matters to you?
i know.
the execution of terrance and phillip is imminent, soon all hell shall rise!!
are you afraid, little one? afraid for the souls of your pitiful friends that-
do you wanna know what i did today?
you don't care.
do you remember when you first got here? we used to talk all night long. until the sun came up.  we would just lie in bed and talk.
don't call me dumb!
how come you always want to make love to me from behind? is it because you want to pretend i'm somebody else?
sometimes i think when i look up real high that there's a whole world up there and just maybe it could be mine but then, i sink because it's here i'm supposed to stay but i don't even know how or why its supposed to be that way-
up there, there is so much room where babies burp and flowers bloom everyone dreams i can dream too up there, up where the skies are ocean blue i could be safe and live without a care.  up there
they say i don't belong that my place is down below because of my beliefs i'm supposed to stay where evil is sewn but what is evil anyway? is there reason to the rhyme? without evil there could be no good so it must be good to be evil sometimes up there, there is so much room where babies burp and flowers bloom. everyone dreams i can dream too up there, up where the skies are ocean blue i could be safe and life without a care.  up there
i want to be part of that world! but if only i had the strength to go without him.  if only i had the strength to leave him behind.  get on with my life in that world.  start over as part of that world.
this is it! world war three is at hand! the millennium nears!
prepare the minions for the rising of gothos!
this is the millennium, saddam! this is armageddon! there's more to life than sex!
well i just want you to be impressed with what i do. i want you to respect my mind.
what if i, don't wanna put out? that's all you ever say relax put out i'm a living creature, i have feelings too, i don't need this abuse from you-
what if i just left?
what are you doing?! get on with your misery!
him? i don't know.  he can be nice.  sometimes.
what do you mean?! i could leave him if i wanted to!
the execution is going to happen any moment.  we must prepare.
get everyone in hell ready. when the blood of terrance and phillip spills, the day is ours!
no! not saddam. don't wake him.  uh.  i'll tell him.
have you finished?
then move out of the way.
i must be strong.  i must be strong.
damn it.
goodbye, saddam.
come on!
raaghgh!!!! my time has come!!!
yes! good! fight and kill one another!
you're all part of satan's army now!
i am the dark master!
silence! i am satan!
yes.  and in doing so, you brought enough anger and intolerance to the world to allow my coming.
silence!!! now!!! everyone bow down to me!!!
no! it can't be!
i told you not to make that deal, saddam!
no, saddam. you made a deal. you can't just renege on a deal. that's lying.
help you? you've destroyed my life and now you want me to help you?! you're always making me feel like a piece of shit.
if you love somebody then you treat them with respect! you've never respected me!
i don't care! i want to talk about it now!
ow, you're hurting me!
that's it! i have had enough!!!!
he spent so much time convincing me i was weak and stupid that i believed it myself.
saddam didn't respect me. all he wanted was sex. but it took me so long to figure that out.
thank you. give me the proofs of purchases.
okay kenny, i will keep the bargain. any wish you want is yours.
what did he say?
very well, then. i will put an end to the war as your wish and make everything as it was before the war started. but you kenny, must remain dead.
i must admit, i'm kind of relieved. it's too fucking cold up here.
yeah, but it's a real dry cold. here it's the humidity that gets me. i guess i'm destined to live in hell.  alone.
hello.  what's this?
hi there, little guy.  would you like to go to hell with me?
sure. i bet we can be best friends!