i don't know, phillip, what?
you're such a pigfucker, phillip!
well, let's see.  first of all, you fuck pigs.
well, fuck my ass and call me a bitch, i just got a letter!
it's from your mother.
it says 'dear terrance, please don't ever tell my son that i licked your hairy balls.'
listen, you donkey raping shit eater-
you'd fuck your uncle!
shut your fucking face, unclefucka!! you're an asslicking, ball sucking unclefucka!! you're an unclefucka, yes it's true nobody fucks uncles quite like you-
you're an unclefucka i must say!
well, terrance i hope you learned something from this whole experience.
say phillip, want to see the northern lights?
i sure did, phillip!!
hello, brooke shields!
yes, phillip?
good one, phillip! cheers.
nobody cares, brooke shields!
phillip, i think our friend conan has been working too hard.
phillip, we've been tricked and ambushed by the conan o'brian show!!
and you call yourself a canadian! i told you we should of done leno!
you loved our movie, conan! we watched it together. you.  you laughed!
us?! this is your mess, outraged mother!!
the americans are just showing their true colors as smelly bastards.
the young boy that died lit himself on fire. it was unfortunate, but how can they blame us?
you cannot oppress us! we will continue to pursue our art. we know there are americans out there who will help us!
the problem is you don't allow your children to think for themselves. you try to raise them in a protective bubble, and then when they finally get old enough, they realize they've been lied to, and they resent you for it.
wake up america! your government censors you from the world.
oh, you are such a maroon!
you are pigeon-like in your intelligence.
oh oh, phillip. you know what this means?
death?! you gotta be shittin' me!
oh, phillip. this cannot be good.
phillip, this is worse than that trip to quebec city when i fell asleep in that disco.
sure, tubby, just as soon as we're killed.
take that, bitch.
canada is saving us!!
you did? just now?
agh!
oh boy!
indeedy, that was a delicious choice of words!