no.
terrance and phillip asses of fire is rated 'r'. you kids can't get in.
you have to be accompanied by a parent or guardian.
because this movie has naughty language, and it might make you kids start using bad words.
sorry, charlie.
next, please?
you realize this movie is rated r? it may not be appropriate for your little ones.
hey wait a minute.  where's your guardian?
i knew it! you paid a homeless guy to get you in, didn't you!
oh oh, i'm in trouble.
what?! jesus christ, i didn't mean to!
oh shit! hey it's not my fault! you should arrest those pervert canadians!
oh thank you! thank you for getting me out of there!! they locked me up for selling movie tickets to minors!
no! please! i don't want to go back!!