hi guys! i'm t.v.'s winona ryder!
i want you all to know i'm super psyched to be here today. you guys rock. what you're doing for our country so sooo cool. it's so real. i've been acting since i was twelve and i can't distinguish between make believe and real life.
and then i confuse me real life with my big-screen one. and sure, people get hurt, and i'm sorry about that but christ, look at me. it's not my fault that i can get any guy i want. and that's reality to me. but you guys.  wow. i mean, war, man. fucking war. it doesn't get any more real-- now, this one goes out to you.
you know what i'm gonna do for you now, don't you?
wrong! the bells are ringin' for me and my gal! the birds are singin' for me and my gal!-
it's a hell of a town! and that's my new york melodyyyyyy!!!!