i just hold it loosely with both hands?
grasp firmly. then what?
yeah.
like this?
strokin'. here goes nothin'.
yippy!
who the hell are you?
dad? you said you was single.
geez maynard, is he telling the truth?
you're a nice guy, maynard, but if you got two wives - i ain't into no polybigamy. buzz is silent. he takes the club out of her hand. she steps away - startled - then turns and jogs away. buzz throws down his club in a fury.