no.
no! cocoa puffs on top -- fruit loops on the bottom.
you touched it.
no.
but you told us to starve.
no!
why does rachel wear daddy's underpants? doesn't she have underpants of her own?
annabelle sucked her thumb last night.
i have lava.
i hate wax lips and red ants and pretzels without salt.
pick a card. any card.
queen of diamonds.
poof! you're happy now.
"those who travel far and near this will make you disappear!"
excuse me --
excuse me.
i made you some cocoa. see?
aren't you going to drink your cocoa? it's the good kind.
no! you're cheating -- you have to start from the beginning and you have to read the whole thing i can't sleep otherwise.
"and a picture of the cow jumping over the moon"
rachel! rachel!
i killed her!
i knew where i was all the time.
i don't want to be lady godiva anymore, no matter how much i like chocolate. i want to be a stud.
mommy? it's not rachel's fault i ran away.
rachel's job is she works.
does rachel make a lot of money?
i think she's pretty, mommy.
mommy?
if you want me to hate her i will.
i knew it! i knew it! i knew you guys were getting back together!
no you didn't! all you guys did was name call! i heard you! you didn't even try and use your words!
i'm disappearing. i'm almost invisible.
are you real mad?
rache says i have to eat lamb. i told her you're making me spaghetti!
and many meatballs.
is that like luigi's?
where are you, anyway?
yes.
i did. do i have to eat lamb? daddy didn't cook it, she did.
sure. you got my number.
mom?
tomorrow? can i have one butterscotch pudding for dessert?
mommy, if your real name's jackie and i call you mommy; and rachel's real name's rachel. then when i see her do i say hi stepmommy? and if my name's ben, how come you don't call me son?
nope. i got my warm t-shirt.
you found me cause i'm your priority, huh?
i can still go to tucker's party, right?
for christmas, okay? every magician needs a white dove, a real one, they do!
dad! you can talk him into anything!
doo-wop-doo-doo, doo-wop-doo-doo.
no.
i want it!
mommy's marrying rache!
you have the worst flu since.
is your bad?
so you're okay.
i'd rather be with mommy.
annabelle's worse than everybody.
that's rache's song!
no! i have to get there.
before you.
heaven. i have to tell him he's made a mistake. he should take grammy martha first. or grandpa norman.
how do you know?
oh.
that's good cause we need to hurry. my mom doesn't have very much time left.
cause it's an emergency.
is that you?
listen sideways. i love her and you love her. now what are we gonna do about it?
i helped.
let's go to the park!
rache can do that part.
rache says it's from you.
did you know i was good-looking right away?
you dying.
but you can still see him.
so where are you?
can i talk to you? when you're there.
it's not good enough.
your turn. it wasn't bad.