so dan, are you looking forward to the new year?
you're a glass-is-half-empty kind of guy, aren't you dan? well i for one happen to think that us making it 2000 years is worth celebrating--
the last days? you mean the coming of the apocalypse, right? the rapture?
now just so the rest of us know how much time is left, when is the rapture supposed to hit, exactly? is it midnight new year's eve?
is that midnight la time, or eastern standard or what? i mean, what time zone is god in, anyway?
go ahead, caller, you're on the air.
2-k? what's that dewayne?