you don't look nothing like your pictures. what happened to the curly red hair?
thank g-d. i was starting to think i'd killed the wrong man.
i know, but it keeps down the size of my can.
so could half the women in here. and i'd rather go out with a nice can.  so watcha here for? to say how much you hate me or how much your grandparents hate me.
my what?
now how the hell can i help you?
gee, i'll sit out this afternoon's coffee talk. whaddya want?
before you? whoo-hoo!
well, shit-fire, kansas, that's the sweetest goddamn thing ever.
so you need my help? oh my g-d, this is like asking me for help with your homework. hey, mink, c'mere!
kansas, i want you to meet someone special.
what?! hush up, you mouthy little shit!
wait, petunia. mommy's a little amped up - didn't get her yard time this morning. mink ain't my bitch. she's a specialist.  in banks.