thanks.  i got lucky.
que pasa, hermano?
dude, i was totally psyched when i saw your name on the squad. good times.
what's up fellas? good game.
what's with the flaco? i mean.  you call this flaco?
mama-ema? what's it mean?
cocksucker?
yeah, we say cocksucker.
mamaema.
who is your favorite player?
roberto clemente.
what? you don't know about clemente?
puerto rican. i can't believe it. this is tragic. do you know who babe ruth is?
hey, how'd it go with that girl the other night?
yeah, didn't you have a date, or something?
no sweat, bro. we'll find you a little honey on the road.
you like the white stripes?
check it out.
"santos stings owls with 8 ks." what kind of shoddy journalism is this? there's nothing' about me in here.
did you ever see "y tu mama tambien"?
y tu mama tambien.  it's mexican.
what are your favorite movies?
matrisse? what's that?
the mattress? i don't know. dude, do you know a movie called the mattress?
oh, shit! the matrix!!
yeah, yeah, the matrix is badass. i was like, mattress? what?
berkeley.
uh, no, i've never tried it. but maybe someday.
yeah, i hope so. maybe when they get some time off this summer.
welcome to the terrordome. it's about sports and politics.
yeah, i went to stanford. studied history and baseball. did you go to school back in the dr?
high school?
you signed at sixteen? wow. so you didn't finish school?
um.  it's hard to say for sure, but i like history, so i'd probably go to grad school.  maybe teach someday.