oh, mr. danvers, come in and park it. it wasn't anorexia. it was the food. wow, you're clark's cousin?? fabuloso! clark's a hunk. my sister lois was a real nerd to let that one get away. you'll love it here, we have a great dorm, some really insane characters, i mean radical craziness. no sweat. when's the rest of your stuff arriving? this is all your clothes? since what?? did you have a fire at your house or something? you're not. an orphan are you? oh wow, i should've known. me and my big mouth. listen, you can borrow any of my clothes you want. any time. i'm real sorry, linda, i should've known it was something tragic if you show up without a wardrobe. here, try on this. and this. she's a beast. how'd you do that? keep an eye peeled for myra. she's out to get you. she just hates anybody who isn't afraid of her. hey, linda, you in there? how much longer you gonna be? you're a maniac! let me do it for you. you'll look awful. i cut my own hair once. i looked so awful the only thing was to go totally punk! your hair looks the same. what's in it? wow! pig-out time. come on linda. you sure? hey, linda! it's my roommate. you'll love her. she's really off the wall! linda babes! there's this all-night party at eddie's. his folks are away. go back, sign in, and climb out the bathroom window. mccloskey's always zonked out: she'll never hear you. please, as a favour to me? so i won't be the only girl? what a space cadet. hey, you dingleberry! get outta the street! i dunno, but he's gonna get creamed. omigod, it's a runaway! somebody's gotta do something!! come see me. and smuggle in a pint, they won't let me have anything, but make sure it's jamocha almond fudge . . listen, i got to run, my roommate just walked in. bye. hey, linda-babes! i've got so much to tell you, i don't know where to begin! oh -- this is jimmy olsen, he works with clark and my sister at the newspaper. mr. danvers called. i'll get a new one with the insurance money. b.f.d. oh, jimmy, can't you forget about your career for one second? jimmy, would you please put those poor flowers in water before they die? listen, i know i've been saying you ought party more, but keep your hands off this one, will yak? he's private property. i've been waiting years for him to develop. nice? he's cute enough to melt lead! omigod. over by the window. it must be from my sister. give him a tip, jimmy. you're not gonna stay for the ice cream? again? you're getting real tight with them. you're gonna be a straight-a student---just kidding, thanks for coming. phillip! when are you gonna come see me? i had to dump the papers in a trashcan. the danvers have been arrested! i saw them dragged out of the administration building. i can't help it if men notice me. just kidding. nobody saw me. i wish they'd tell us what they're going to do with us. hey! ethan! remember me? we were in a disaster together. right! say, do you swing any weight around here? can you get us out? it's all a misunderstanding. we thought they were selling hamburgers in that place. hey, i thought you were gonna mention us upstairs. well thanks a pile, fella. remember? i was trying desperately to get you're attention. you bet your ass. you're supposed to guess.