okay, everybody, let's quiet down for a minute. for those who don't know me, my name is michael maxwell, and i. sort of run things around here.
okay, yeah thanks. now, i want go over a few basic things. first of all, make sure you've all filled out your paperwork with personnel, cause nobody gets paid unless they do. come to think of it, i suppose it's better for me that you don't fill out your paperwork, then i don't have to pay you. i'll make it optional. if you want to get paid, fill out your paperwork. let's remember, the people who come here are our guests, and your job is to see they have a safe and fun experience here. let's work together to keep the park clean and safe, and we'll have a great summer together. now with a few words is our head lifeguard, richard thompson.
oh eddie. listen, i know you're working but you hold on for just a minute. i've been so busy, and i really gotta go.
yeahhhah that's cold!
why you wouldn't believe the things i've heard. just stupid things. cutting in line. demanding special treatment. oh, and how about this one: princesses don't carry trash. i've often thought it was a mistake to have you work here. maybe i was right.
i'd almost believe that. but i was behind the first aid station when you said the "princess" line. this park exists because the kids here work hard. they need to be treated fairly. they need to see you are just another lifeguard.
you won't even be that if this continues. if you want to keep coming here every day and driving that little convertible of yours, i need to see real, concrete changes in your attitude.
for one thing, start mingling with "the commoners". you'd be amazed at how nice some of the people who work here are. make some friends outside that little group of yours. it's the work of the average teenager here that puts food on our table. show some gratitude.
good. work on it. please?
it looks like we have a tie. this has never happened before, but i seem to remember we provided for this possibility in the rules. hopefully our judges can help us figure out what to do!