no trouble with the hack bureau?
got your license?
so why do you want to be a taxi driver?
there's porno theatres for that.
so whatja do now? 
we don't need any misfits around here, son.
you want to work uptown nights?
how's your driving record?
listen, son, you gonna get smart, you can leave right now.
physical? criminal?
age?
twenty-six.
education? 
military record?
you moonlightin?
we hire a lot of moonlighters here.
hell, we ain't that much fussy anyway. there's always opening on one fleet or another. fill out these forms and give them to the girl at the desk, and leave your phone number. you gotta phone?
well then check back tomorrow.