thanks for picking me up.
i know how you feel--i been standing in the same spot for the last five hours. you know it's against the law to pick up a hitchhiker in this state.
sucks. so what's up? you some kind of salesman or something?
oh. well i am.
a salesman--that's what i am. i mean, i'm gonna be anyway. i'm starting my own company--video sales--just as soon as i get enough seed money.
yeah, you wouldn't believe my idea--it's a home run. you ever hear of eight-minute abs?
two million copies it sold last year. two million, man. but not next year--my idea's gonna blow them outta the water. get this: seven-minute abs.
think about it. you walk into a video store and you see eight-minute abs and right next to it you see seven-minute abs--which one you gonna spring for?
bingo. especially since we guarantee you'll get every bit as good a work-out.
well it's the company motto: 'if you ain't happy we'll send you the extra minute.'