charlie, that's mean. come on in, ted. don't listen to mr. wise guy here. he's a joke a minute. poor teddy--he's been getting it both barrels from the wisenheimer here. teddy, let him go! what baseball? where's a baseball? honey, now you're all wrinkled. he's been in there over half an hour. charlie, i think he's masturbating. well he was watching you undress with a silly grin on his face. charlie, do something. teddy, hon, are you okay? oh heavens to pete! just relax, dear. now, um. what exactly are we looking at here? i mean is it. is it? oh my, there sure is a lot of skin coming through there. i'm going to get some bactine. teddy, be brave.