hello? troy? my god, the baby's crying. that's our little krystal. she hasn't been sleeping good, and mamma had to go back to work, so i'm real, real tired, baby. oh, gooney-bird, when are you coming home? i saw an ad for a computer job. you want me to call and set up an interview for my war hero? what date are you coming home? i'm henpecking you. i'm lonely and tired and most of all, i miss you. what was that? i thought the war was over, honey. you want me to call the c.o.? what do you mean 'stuck'? i thought the war was over. know what? what's happening, troy? troy? what are you talking about? troy?