why're ships always bein' called "she"? is it because men think half the women around have big sterns and should be weighed in tonnage? so, you gonna cut her meat for her too there, cal? she's a pistol, cal. you sure you can handle her? hello girls, i was hoping i'd catch you at tea. that sounds great. let's go. i need to catch up on the gossip. well, jack, it sounds like you're a good man to have around in a sticky spot-- why do they insist on always announcing dinner like a damn cavalry charge? son, do you have the slightest comprehension of what you're doing? well, you're about to go into the snakepit. i hope you're ready. what are you planning to wear? i figured. don't feel bad about it. my husband still can't tie one of these damn things after 20 years. there you go. i gotta buy everything in three sizes 'cause i never know how much he's been eating while i'm away. my, my, my. you shine up like a new penny. ain't nothin' to it, is there, jack? remember, the only thing they respect is money, so just act like you've got a lot of it and you're in the club. well said, jack. hey, can i get some ice here, please? what's doing, sonny? you've got us all trussed up and now we're cooling our heels. come on, you heard the man. get in the boat, sister. come on, ruth, get in the boat. these are the first class seats right up here. that's it. come on, rose. you're next, darlin'. stuff a sock in it, would ya, ruth. she'll be along. ain't you boys ever rowed before? here, gimme those oars. i'll show ya how it's done. come on girls, join in, it'll keep ya warm. let's go ruth. grab an oar! now there's somethin' you don't see every day. we got room for lots more. i say we go back. aw knock it off, yer scarin' me. come on girls, grab your oars. let's go. i don't understand a one of you. what's the matter with you? it's your men back there! we got plenty a' room for more.