it's an interesting theory.
what, and deny myself the only pleasure i get from him? did i tell you about my birthday?
he forgot. useless motherfucker.
tommy, let's put the tape on.
yes, i want to watch ourselves while we're screwing.
what do you mean, it's 'gone'? where has it gone, tommy?
returned it? where? to the video shop, tommy? to the fucking video store? so every punter in edinburgh is jerking off to our video? god, tommy, i feel sick.