excuse the place, i haven't been entertaining company as of late. sorry if i'm acting a little dense, but you're the last person in the world i expected to see this morning.
i think there's a seven-up in there.
i can, but i don't.
i'm sorry.  i'm his father.
uh, yeah.  there's a party store down 54th.
i'm really not very -
i really don't know.
she seems very nice.
clarence, just shut up, you're giving me a headache! i can't believe how much like your mother you are. you're your fuckin' mother through and through. i haven't heard from ya in three years. then ya show up all of a sudden at eight o'clock in the morning. you walk in like a goddamn bulldozer.  don't get me wrong, i'm happy to see you.  just slow it down. now, when did you get married?
you're always making jokes. that's what you do, isn't it? make jokes. making jokes is the one thing you're good at, isn't it? but if you make a joke about this - - i'm gonna go completely out of my fuckin' head!
what do you want from me?
stop acting like an infant. you're here because you want me to help you in some way. what do you need from me? you need money?
yes, i still have friends on the force.
what makes you think i could do that?
what makes you think i would do that?
you got it all worked out, don't you?
it's about that pimp that was shot a couple of days ago, drexl spivey.
well, ted, to tell you the truth, i found out through the grapevine that it might be, and i only said might be, the drexl spivey that was responsible for that restaurant break-in on riverdale.
yeah, and the restaurant's on my route. and you know, i stuck my nose in for the company to try to put a stop to some of these break-ins. now, while i have no proof, the name drexl spivey kept comin' up who's case is it?
i don't know him. is he a nice guy? you think he'll help me out?
you and robin moved?
they have nothing. in fact, they think it's drug related.
apparently, drexl had a big toe stuck in shit like that.
yeah. drexl had an association with a fella named blue lou boyle. name mean anything to you?
if you don't hang around in this circle, no reason it should.
gangster. drug dealer. somebody you don't want on your ass. look, clarence, the more i hear about this drexl fucker, the more i think you did the right thing. that guy wasn't just some wild flake.
naw, until they hear something better they'll assume drexl and blue lou had a falling out. so, once you leave twon, i wouldn't worry about it.
i got some money i can give you -
well, son, i want you to know i hope everything works out with you and alabama. i like her. i think you make a cute couple.
yeah, well, just stay outta trouble. remeber, you got a wife to think about. quit fuckin' around. i love you son.
bama, you take care of that one for me. keep him out of trouble.
the-son-of-a-bitch was right.  she does taste like a peach.
i give up. who are you?
i've heard of blue lou boyle.
no.
look, i'd help ya if i could, but i haven't seen clarence -
i've seen him.
what are you talkin' about?
i don't believe you.
on their honeymoon.
they didn't tell me.
now, wait a minute and listen. i haven't seen clarence in three years. yesterday he shows up here with a girl, sayin' he got married. he told me he needed some quick cash for a honeymoon, so he asked if he could borrow five hundred dollars. i wanted to help him out so i wrote out a check. we went to breakfast and that's the last i saw of him. so help me god. they never thought to tell me where they were goin'. and i never thought to ask.
could i have one of those chesterfields now?
got a match?
oh, don't bother. i got one. so you're a sicilian, huh?
you know i read a lot. especially things that have to do with history. i find that shit fascinating. in fact, i don't know if you know this or not, sicilians were spawned by niggers.
it's a fact. sicilians have nigger blood pumpin' through their hearts. if you don't believe me, look it up. you see, hundreds and hundreds of years ago the moors conquered sicily. and moors are niggers. way back then, sicilians were like the wops in northern italy. blond hair, blue eyes. but, once the moors moved in there, they changed the whole country. they did so much fuckin' with the sicilian women, they changed the blood-line for ever, from blond hair and blue eyes to black hair and dark skin. i find it absolutely amazing to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, sicilians still carry that nigger gene. i'm just quotin' history. it's a fact. it's written. your ancestors were niggers. your great, great, great, great, great-grandmother was fucked by a nigger, and had a half-nigger kid. that is a fact. now tell me, am i lyin'?