you're isabella swan, the new girl. hi. i'm eric. the eyes and ears of this place. anything you need. tour guide, lunch date, shoulder to cry on. good headline for your feature whoa, chillax. no feature. you've missed a lot of the semester, but i can hook you up - tutor, cliff notes, medical excuse. mike, you met my home girl bella. feature's dead, angela. don't bring it up again. and yeah, prom committee is a chick thing, but i gotta cover it for the paper anyway, and they need a guy to help choose the music - la push, baby. you in? and i don't just surf the internet. la push, baby. what date? gambling, tuxedos and -