hello. i'm used to seeing you every morning -- but not exactly like this. as a matter of fact, i would. i don't think that would be breaking any kind of office regulations. how is it possible that we didn't start hanging out until three weeks ago? i don't think so. uh, ok. great. hi. no, she would. she just thinks it's better to keep it discreet, you know? wait - what? no - wait - it's valentine's day? but it's monday. i thought it was always on a thursday. shit. i didn't even say happy valentine's day. no. but we've only been together a couple of weeks. maybe she doesn't expect anything. hey. didn't i see that shirt yesterday? look, i didn't know that today was valentine's day. i thought it was the second thursday -- i swear. i know it sounds stupid - but i always do stupid stuff. ask my mom - here. you wanna call her? maybe she'll tell you about the time i got trapped in a volleyball net -- happy valentine's day. so, can i take you out tonight? i will hook up something great - cool. these are actually decoys. i just wanted to have a reason to come talk to you. so you can take us? thank god - that's great. at four? as in four in the afternoon? even my nana doesn't eat dinner at 4. so, it's 4 or 11:20? i think i might keep looking. what? not every table at every restaurant can be booked? what about the shitty restaurants? nobody's gonna book those. it's fine. and i just nabbed tickets for the outdoor movie at hollywood forever cemetery. i thought of that. i'm gonna go get her a grande white mocha this afternoon. she loves those. what? i'm supposed to get her a prius? we haven't even been together three weeks. i don't really know. i'm not really sure. i have no idea what i'm doing. i've been going out with this girl for like two and a half weeks. but then today i was getting a little bit of a brush-offy vibe. and i say going out, but if you want to get really technical about it, we've never actually said we were going out - so it may still just be in the hanging out category. we've slept together once- and i realize i'm oversharing - but i guess that might not really mean anything. and then we work together, so that's another wrinkle. okay. so, you want me to buy two gifts? that is a fantastic idea. sorry we had to wait so long. that was ridiculous. i thought if we got here at 6 it would be pretty empty. i don't know, eternal love sounds kinda nice. maybe you have like a one course `just dating' menu? i think we need some more time. sorry. my bad. they really pack us in there, huh? i heard the steaks are great here. are you sure? i didn't realize you had other plans - no. it's cool. i actually have some other plans, too. but i did get you something. and i'd really like for you to have it. it's for business cards. for when you get promoted. i thought it was the perfect gift - you know - co- worker to co-worker. it's ok. he's with me. no problem. i had an extra. not a good one. i don't know. neither. this girl i was dating ditched out on me. like the worst valentine's day story ever. she said she had to go back to work. but that's probably bullshit - i mean, it's probably not the truth - so she's probably just blowing me off. you're kidding. she was hot. wow. you sure you wanna let that go? that's a nice story. what? but she did. oh. hey. look, you don't get ahead in this town without taking a little initiative. white mocha, right? i'm sorry about tonight. i just - i like you. and i didn't know what to do about today - what was too much and what was too little. so, you have to be here for a while? yeah.