hello?
hey. what's going on?
um, no, not really. i'm a publicist sean, not a dictator.
yeah, pretty much.
no. i'm checking my evite.
it's a tradition. me and all my friends get together and share our mutual disdain for the holiday. it's fun.
no it doesn't.
i'll tell you in a second.
i gotta call you back.
hey, julia, it's kara. so, i'm freaking out a bit. i'm really hoping you're coming to my dinner tonight.
i'm working on a press release saying it was a mutual parting.
i do.
sorry.
hey jan.
from ktla? tell him i'll call him back.
fine. put him on.
hey kelvin. what can i do for you?
and.
yeah, but both wins are for you.
look kelvin, i don't know what to tell you. i'm sure this is just gonna be your usual, run of the mill press conference. i don't think there's any exclusive to be had here. but i appreciate the ambition. happy valentine's day.
you and me both. bye kelvin.
seriously, don't.
but i told the truth!
why haven't you called me back?
so i'm assuming you didn't rsvp for my dinner because you come every year and it's a given that you'll be there, right?
no one's coming.
well, it is.
new boyfriend.
back with old boyfriend.
gay cruise to cabo.
no. there's still a bunch of people who've looked at it but haven't responded.
i know. have fun.
yeah. i say that.
it's ok. sit down. it's fine.
let me ask you a question kelvin. what are your plans for tonight?
no - i know. and i'm not asking you out or anything. it just seems like literally everyone on earth has something to do tonight so -
i haven't had a date on valentine's day in almost 10 years. i mean - it's mostly by choice. i put all my energy into this job, into taking care of my clients - and i know i don't put myself out there at all - but still - 10 years. isn't that pathetic?
the thing that i hate most about this day - honestly - is that i'm embarrassed. i'm embarrassed that it makes me feel as bad about being alone as it does.
i'm really sorry. i don't even know you.
anyway - i'm sending word out now that sean's press conference will be at 6 at the century plaza.
sorry you came all this way for nothing.
so. you sure you don't want to run by us what you're gonna say?
i'm a publicist sean. i don't like surprises.
ok then. you ready?
ok. i'm gonna head back to the office now. we'll set up interviews - maybe late night shows - and then -
sean!
so wait - how did you find me?
right.
i did. i had my suspicions for a while, but he finally told me a few years ago. i think i was one of the only people he ever told.
yeah. you can have both.
what are you doing here? what happened?
yeah, i thought you were going out with your new boyfriend.