yup.
government cutbacks.
we missed the deadline.
i don't think so.
i'm not sure.
i think so.
i sent a lot of checks, i'm not sure what all of them are.
sent it.
sent it.
yup.
yes.
i think i forgot the tent.
i think so.
why what?
i didn't mean to liz. i'm sorry.
i'm not playing around. i forgot.
how could i know what else i forgot?
because you wanted to. you wanted this to be your wedding not your parent's.
what?
stop it. i'm sorry.
i'm sorry. i'm sorry i forgot the tent. i don't think i forgot anything else.
are we going to do this again?
i wouldn't know.
they organized this, not me. i have nothing to do with it.
how do you figure?
it's a bachelor party. you sort of have to do it before the wedding.
he is.
he's my friend. he's not a moron.
what are you talking about?
i asked you to marry me. i'm ready for marriage. that's responsibility. that's growth.
who else?
you don't like moore? since when?
what does moore have to do with your growing?
i've known him since cub scouts.
he's quiet.
he just doesn't talk a lot.
he's a great chef.
you expect more what?
time out.
that's absurd.
i'm not going to marry you with the smell of prostitutes on my body.
you will not be common!!!
of course.
with all my heart.
i don't know. she's really been stressing out.
what does that mean?
about what?
i just want her to be happy.
i'm not breathing right.
lately i'll just start getting lightheaded, dizzy, and i realize i haven't breathed in like two minutes.
we'll be ready adam.
he's your brother.
keith fisher.
problems?
okay.
i'm not. what's the problem?
what kind of seats can we have?
so what do we do?
go down where?
honey i don't have the time.
we're leaving in three hours.
i'll call them from the road.
more than i ever imagined being able to love anyone ever.
we're leaving from adam's. come send me off.
i will.
of course.
i love you.
you said that boyd.
shut up!
is this pico party rents? can i speak to whomever is in charge of chairs? chairs.
tony? this is keith fisher. you're doing my wedding and i'm calling about the chair situation. yeah, i'll hold.
not really. yes, the fisher wedding chairs.
no, i'm holding for tony. in chairs. keith fisher. okay.
we need padded chairs.
no.  we want padded chairs.  okay?
yes, i was holding for tony in chairs. i have a chair problem. no, i'm not tony, i need to speak to tony.
real times.
hi.
not yet.
i'm working on it, i've made three calls. i can't stop thinking about how much i love you.
well i do.
what are you doing?
nesting?
i'm mad at you.
i'll see you tomorrow.
right! that's exactly what i'm saying. my father said, first of all, i'm your father not your friend. i'm your father.
no. i think it's fucked.
the bucks gonna stop right here. if my son doesn't know the six new england states, if he has trouble with geography, i won't stick it in his face. i'll help the little guy. i'll put him in the car and take him out there. i'll take him to maine for a big lobster dinner, go skiing in vermont, hot dogs at yankee stadium.  i won't stare him down.
i won't do it.
i know and i'm honored.
i know.
i can't.
go for it.
no.  no.
what happened? oh my god.
oh, jesus.  call the police.
she's dead. call somebody!
call 911.
fuck! fuck you fucking guys!
what are you talking about? adam's right. we don't have a choice here boyd.  i mean what are you talking about? what options???
oh for christsake boyd. somebody must know she's here.
oh god. this is insane.
i'm getting married.
good god.  good god.
me.
no! noooo!!!
i'm calling the police.
no way.
i got to agree with that.
i think we should say some words over the grave.
i'm talking about prayer.
dear god.  i don't know how to pray.
michael, now is probably not the best time for this.
dear god, please forgive us for what we have done here tonight. we have lost our way. speaking for myself, let me say.
i am deeply in love with the woman i am about to marry and i look very much forward to raising a family and being a positive member of society. we promise, if you forgive us, we will never forget this tragedy and will try with all our powers to use it as a daily reminder that we are here on earth to do good not evil. let us go from this day forward with new purpose and spirit. you have given us a second chance and let us take that second chance and use it as fuel to feed our fires of productivity so that the spirits of the two we now bury live on forever in the good deeds and positive achievements we from this moment on shall make our life's work.
thank you lord, and again, we ask for your forgiveness and guidance.  amen.
hey. it's me.
we're on our way home. i just.  we're running a little late.
no. just like an hour or so.
okay.
what!
i left a message. i think it's going to be okay.
no. no. i'll see you in about four hours.
what.
i don't think so.
the first day.
it goes; "today is the first day of the rest of our lives."
i'm working on it.
yea.  it's great.  seems like.  i don't know you've got all the important stuff in there.
are we supposed to?
"darli. ing you, ewe ewe ewe, send me, darli. ing you, ewe ewe ewe, mend me.
you did all right dad.
you never walked away dad. you could have walked away.
harry chaplin. "cats in the cradle."
i love you dad.
where did you get that?
this is our honeymoon.
how much?
jesus adam, can we not get into this now please?
i got you.
you always were a jealous man.
no, the problem, as i recall, was the lack of blocking.
you all right?
shut up boyd.
he's having a problem here.
shut up.
yeah baby. everything's great.
yeah. sure.
yeah. look honey, i'll be right in. i just.  we're just taking care of some groomsmen last minute business.
yeah, dad. it's great.
ok, ok. you guys just go back in. dad, keep going with the toast, we'll be right in. go on.
shut up!
everything's ok. just some more preparations.
no baby. we'll all be right in.
no. nothing like that.
easy boyd.
thank you.
he's cracked up.
boyd.  what have we done?
what?
i said, what have we done?
i don't know! i just want to get married.
what?
i just want to get married.
what's your point?
nobody's saying cancel. i'm talking about modifying.
can we just talk this out?
hello?
burying them outside of vegas, about boyd being the ring leader.  she wants to know what the hell is going on and i'm starting to freak out here.
regarding what?
no, but she's definitely pissed and hostile. and she's clearly starting to think that's something's not right.
i told her that i have no idea what adam was talking about in that letter.
i have no idea.
well i don't have that skill and if i had to guess i would say that in no way did she believe me.
jesus boyd you're going to o.d. him.
nothing happened in vegas.
okay. lois.  here's the deal. adam was with a prostitute in las vegas.
i'm sorry he was unfaithful to you.
i don't think that's such a good idea.
what are you going to do?
what does that mean?
i don't know.
i'm sorry. honey.  it's just for tonight.
lois is a mess and michael's really upset. everyone's upset.
i know.
no one's discussing it. i'm just gonna run michael home. i'll be right back.
don't we already have someone to do that for us?
okay. okay.
buzzing?
i don't hear it.
have another drink.
the wahoo?
the wahoo moment?
i think so.
i appreciate it. i do, but.  maybe you ought to just ease up on yourself a bit.
what is it?
yeah.
what does that mean?
yeah.
hear what?
now?
isn't it a little late?
a move?
greenpeace?
more?
what are you talking about?
that means we get five hundred thousand to help raise the kids.
yes.
150 plus 350.  we still get 500 thousand.
i'm just trying to help.
stop kicking. stop kicking!
no it's not okay. it's not.
liz we've got to cancel, we have to put it off.
do you love me?
do you love me?
oh god. we. liz. we. we. killed a woman. we.
oh liz. we. god. we, in vegas. michael crushed her skull. she was dead. there was nothing else to do. it was an accident.
the prostitute.
no michael did. it was an accident.
michael, by accident.
it's too late.
she's in the desert. she's out in the desert.
she's not alone.  she's.  boyd.  oh god.  he's gone nuts.  he killed lois and michael.  it's all.
but.
but.
i'm getting really tired of your bullshit.
you've got a warped thought process. your brain doesn't function properly.
i'm talking about some bad, bad, very bad things. bad things! those are bad fucking things!
fine? fine what?
i'm serious.
what money?
you're sick.
not a prayer.
you need help.
downstairs in the closet.
what?
i do.
my god.
did he try to kiss you?
he kept saying he was protected.
like if something happened to him, he could still get us.
i don't know. he could have told someone. he could have, like in the event of his death, somehow let someone know where those bodies are buried.
so what do we do?
move the bodies?
i.  liz.  all i ever wanted, was for you to be happy. i just wanted to give you the wedding, the life you always dreamed of.  . i just love you so much.  so much.
what?
no.
but.
yeah. i'm thinking about michael's franco harris fixation. you know how michael was always harping "immaculate reception?" i've seen that play. a lot of times.  and i have to say this.  franco was lucky. flat out, right place, right time. that's it. he was where the ball bounced. you get me?
i'm saying it's luck. all luck. you work your entire life, all the training, focus, all the dedication, all irrelevant. where does the ball bounce? my father spent his whole life trying to start a company, practiced every day, worked like a dog, finally got enough money. he's paid the dues, he's ready, does all the market research, picks his shot -- "pup corn."
that's right, "pup corn." doggie treats. little snacks for dogs. he's figured it out. there is a hole in the market and he's going to fill it. spends all out money, works himself into not two but three heart attacks getting this shit up. after fifteen months, the big day arrives, the first box of "pup corn" pops off the belt. he comes running home with that box, pulls us out of school. we all pile into the living room, must be fifty of us, and in comes "shelmer," our 8 year old mutt. "here shelmer," my dad cries. he's got that little fucking pup corn in his hand, "here girl." this dog will eat anything, she eats rocks, anything. she walk's up to my dad's hand, looks down at the little pellet, licks it once, turns around, walks out of the room. shelmer rejected the "pup corn." fifteen months of my dad's life, right there. not one dog ate pup corn. not one. three months later, "pup corn" shuts down. chapter eleven. my father never got over it. never.
i think it was over here.
there.
there. this rock is where i stood when i said the prayer.
bingo.
loads the cases into the car.
yeah?
that's a good one.
i think you'd make an excellent big brother.
yup.
lost in his reverie, wakes up in a hair pin turn. the speedometer reads 80. they run out of road. the car skids on the shoulder, fisher cranks the wheel, jumps the divider, into oncoming headlights. fisher and moore lit up bright.
okay let's try it again.
let's see the salutes!
it's okay, it's okay.
timmy shut up! help your brother! adam! let him help you!
remember a scout is helpful! a scout doesn't scream in the face of adversity.
okay, let's skip to the scout's oath.