sure, and i'm never gonna die either, is this one of your chain letter schemes or do i gotta buy a door to door cosmetic franchise in northern arkansas?
this guy who said he was from the security exchange commission, whatever the hell that is, calls and wants to ask me about that stock i bought.
i told him i was in the bathroom and i'd call him right back. what the hell was i supposed to say buddy, you got me into.
what if he asks where i got the money?
what if they call him?
you sure?
i don't know anything!