i'm leaving my office for summer vacation, when suddenly my patients rush up looking insane.
"don't leave us!" they scream. then they beat me and bite me and kill me!
it's the worst nightmare i've had since residency. night after night.  it's terrifying!
there's nothing there.
leo marvin. now i remember. an incredible asshole.
watching grass grow was more exciting than leo marvin.
my god. the poor bastard.
unbelievable.
wrote that huge best seller? what's it called?
vacation therapy!
i'll never take another vacation as long as i live!