well ricky boy, spear gun or no, it's sweet to be back in the world of rum and honey.
me and skipper had a meeting of the minds.
i begged.
not just any 'local' girl.
trust me, we did the deed.
believe me, i needed the rest.
to tell you the truth, i think it was her father.
would you be addressing me, sir?
i'll take a dollar of that.
chow down boys. the milk and eggs are the first things to go once we put out.
har, har, har.
butler, what'd i ever do to you?
here it comes!!
we blew the inner!
there she blows!!
thank you, sir. shall we trim the main skipper? i think we could get another knot or two.
i'd say, fuck off junior.
jesus christ!! let it out. let it out!!
i don't know what happened skipper. it just blew out.
sorry to here it.
why are you such a penis phil. do you do it on purpose or can't you help it.
gimme those.
whhooooaaaaa!!!!!! women!!!
don't mind him, chucky. you're talking to a guy whose idea of big romance is a palm full of vaseline.
that's because i'm discrete, moron.
there they blow!! there they blow!! dolphins off the bow!!!
listen man, i think i have a problem.
i'm pissin' fire man.
yeah well, your sexual orientation is not my problem.
yeah.
jesus!!
no, hard to port!
charlie!! bill!!
just tell 'em what we know and be done with it. that's what he'd want.
what's that supposed to mean?!
i was trying to get her up wind! that's what you do when you're hit a-beam. or maybe you're too stupid to know that!
it didn't go over 'til i turned her starboard!
was it my fault we were running all that sail?! was it my fault she wasn't dogged down?!! huh?!! i couldn't help that the ballast shifted! you son of a bitch!! it wasn't my fault!! it wasn't.
that's right, that's right! bleed the sails from the deck and she could've taken a hurricane!
there's still a way.
it's me, don't you see. terry's right, i'm the escape hatch. i disobeyed order.
they don't know that. we were the only one's on deck. look, there's nothing they can do to me right? i'm a kid.
that is the point.  and skipper'll slip off the hook.
i thought we'd have a better chance if i headed into the wind so we could spill air from our sails.
twice.
no.
let the blow drive the boat down wind. neutralize our canvas.
no.
because -- i panicked.