"health teacher flunks her own lesson!" no way! it's miss pratt, smoking a doobie!
look at this, ted! imagine if we did this in the school paper!
just the guy i've been looking for.
wouldn't it be awesome if we were about to say the exact same thing?
you go first.
well. the prom's coming up.
and i was wondering.
if you don't have. i mean.
teddy? would you please please please take me to the prom?
you are the most wonderful guy in the whole wide world, and i love you madly, teddy nelson!
ted, have you lost your mind?
i don't like you. we're just
oh, ted, duh. i smile at everyone since i got my braces off.
you really don't get it, do you? i am genetically programmed to desire a big, buff, manly man who can defend and provide for me and my yet to be conceived offspring! it's, like, a caveman thing!
the answer is never, ted, never. except maybe in your dreams.
he asked me to the prom! me! we're practically engaged!
great jacket, teddy bear.
makes your shoulders look so big and broad.
hi, teddy bear.
i turned eighteen over spring break. i'm eligible.
i thought i'd be nervous, but you sure know how to make a girl feel relaxed, teddy bear.
i have to admit, i am so totally turned on. we should do it. now.
you know. take the pictures?
which you pulled, hard!
wanna unzip me?
remember dress up day? you and charlie lifting skirts during recess.
things change. now i'm taking off my clothes. all by myself.
well?
i mean, what do you think?
oh, teddy bear, you're funny.
i heard they do this on photo shoots. wanna to do the other one?
i was always too shy to admit how much i liked you.
maybe on the outside. but inside, deep down, i've always been dripping with special sauces. are you hungry?
then you better get in the water, before you get burned.
you and me, finally. this will be so fantastic, teddy bear. trust me.
sure you can. you're only human. it's not like you're made of steel. or are you?